Dr. James P. Wickstrom
It
doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is good natured
political humor from a show on Canadian TV, where a Black comedian said
he misses Bill Clinton.
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton!"
He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real Black man as President.
*He played the sax.
*He smoked weed.
*He had his way with ugly White women.
*Even now? Look at him ... His wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month.
*Manufacturers
announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week
with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' distinguished
men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
*Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The 'Dodge Drafter' will be built in Canada.
*When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
*The
Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I
know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I
think you need to know."
*Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky- Panky between the Bushes.