One
day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their mothers did
for a living. All the typical answers came up -- teacher, nurse,
businesswoman, saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
However,
little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher
prodded him about his mother, he replied, "Well my mother's an exotic
dancer in a cabaret and takes off all her clothes in front of men and
they put money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really
good, she will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for
money."
The
teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and then took little Johnny aside and
asked him, "Is that really true about your mother?"
"No,"
the boy said, "she works for the Democratic National Committee and is
helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.”--
