And The Teachers Get Richer, And The Students Get More Stupid

So I ask, just "why" are we paying the teachers so much money when the youth can't read and their verbal scores are deplorable?  Plus, the "teachers" DEMAND more money and perks?  Is there a problem here?  I believe so.  The answer is that a large amount of "teachers", not all,  are not qualified to teach anyone, much less themselves.  What a shame and pity.
Dr. James P. Wickstrom

Confirming what was long feared, Americans are becoming evermore stupefied in the midst of the most advanced technological era in history.

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